About this product:
- Insanely soft fabric: Enjoy the reassuring comfort of our sweatshirt’s ultra-soft material, perfect for embracing your feisty personality.
- Sassy and stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, bold look or leggings for a comfortable, introspective (and fierce) ensemble.
- Fabulous relaxed fit: Designed to keep you cozy and stylish, our sweatshirt’s roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous, no matter the situation.
- Inclusive sizing for all: Available in sizes S to XXL.
- No-nonsense care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble drying low.
Introducing the ‘I Can’t Go To Hell Satan Has A Restraining Order Against Me’ Sweatshirt – a bold, tongue-in-cheek statement piece for those who embrace life with a no-nonsense attitude, a touch of sass, and a healthy dose of humor!
Our statement sweatshirt is perfect for letting the world know that you’re not one to be mess with, but you’ve still got a great sense of humor. It’s the ultimate wardrobe addition for those who know when to stand their ground, while keeping things light-hearted.
Crafted from insanely soft fabric that feels like a hug, our sweatshirt is designed to keep you cozy and comfortable as you navigate life’s challenges.
Pair it with jeans for a casual look or with leggings for a comfortable look.
Size guide
|
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
S |
68.6 |
50.8 |
M |
71.1 |
55.9 |
L |
73.7 |
61 |
XL |
76.2 |
66 |
2XL |
78.7 |
71.1 |
3XL |
81.3 |
76.2 |
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.
Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
HAPPY CUSTOMERS, HAPPY US
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